Weight Loss Ticker - Fat to Phat =)

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Day 5 of the so called Hell Diet

Yesterday, after work, I got home and we worked on the yard once again for another hour. It is amazing how much you sweat when you work on landscaping. Herman felt a little weak, so I prepared our Anniversary dinner of a fruit salad and a nonfat yogurt and lots of water. We took our dinner up on the roof top, we prepared the table and it was better than any fancy shmancy restaurant! Our fruit salad had watermelon, canteloupe, strawberries, blueberries, grapes and cherries. The yogurt was coconut flavored. Everything was SO GOOD and filling!! There was a wonderful breeze and as much as we wanted to stay relaxing, it was time to do our hour walk.

We started walking, and after about 1 mile, my stomach started telling me that I better head back home and go to the bathroom. We picked up speed and deviated from our regular route. As I was almost home, I did NOT make it hahahahaha...yes, you are reading correctly...I crapped in my pants lol I went inside, showered up quickly, threw the clothes in the washer and headed out to finish the walk lol lol Day 4 was complete and successful!

Day 5 - I had black coffee, one cup of boiled carrots seasoned with Complete Seasoning and 5 slices of thin ham. Biggest breakfast so far!!

Lunch was huge and awesome!!! I had 2 Tilapia fillets, one cup of boiled carrots and one tomato. I can't even explain to you how good it was. That was ALOT of food. I AM SO HAPPY =) LOL

For dinner, I will be grilling a large piece of chicken and eating it very, very, very slowly with alot of water. I think we will have another roof top dinner, because today is our 38th anniversary since we have been together!!! 38 years....wow!!! I will also have to grill a quarter chicken with no skin for tomorrow's lunch.

Herman has dropped 11 pounds so far. He is amazed how easy this is!!

I feel great and I am not craving anything. I am curious to see my weight loss!!!!

sea ya!!!


  1. No way! I can't believe that happened to you!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahhahahahaaaa!!!! That is some funny crap right there!!!

  2. funny and smelly hahahahahhaaha!! at least I know that my intestines are working correctly!! =)

  3. OMG!!!! First the dinner was so beautiful. I literally just laughed for like 3 minutes without stopping.


  4. Happy anniversary! :0)

    OMG! You crapped your pants?! Grrrl, at least you were able to poop earlier than I did! LOL Had you been constipated? What about the pee? I don't know. With me, all that water I drank still made my pee dark and sparse. Wierd, huh?

    I can't wait to hear your weigh in tomorrow!

    My sister has dropped a total of 13 lbs. She's beyond elated. She's now at 146 lbs (b!tch) and her goal is 135.

  5. I poop and pee daily and the pee is a normal light yellow sunny color hahahaha.

    Laura, I cracked up laughing too and while I was running to the bathroom, Alfie was jumping on me to give me a kiss and Goofy was trying to smell my ass. I was screaming for everyone to get out of the bathroom HAHAHAHAH

    As you can tell, the shower was WONDERFUL!!!

  6. LMFAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh the joys of crapping in your pants!!! LMAO!

    Good way to end your anniversary night!! THank God none of the neighbors wanted to talk to you!

    hahahaha that's hilarious!

  7. hahahahaha we know that you understand the situation Sandy hahahahahahaha

    I didn't even tell Herman until I cleaned up. and I tried to walk not too close to him, in case it smelled lol lol

    I usually walk before dinner, because I know that if I eat and walk, that crap wants to come out.

    live and learn lol

  8. That is too funny Melinda...when you got to go you got to go..lol...
    Anyways, I like your dinner table and the view...is funny how setting a pretty table makes a big difference!!!


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